Children describe their world surprisingly funny. And the best excuses come from them anyway.

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A child flies children’s sayings child’s mouth

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“The daddy takes a shower. Then he is beautiful again and no longer smells of wine.”

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Tool children’s sayings child’s mouth

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The daughter jumps from the sofa with outstretched arms, over the stool, a chair, and again over the sofa. It gets annoying after a while, but the little girl can’t stop: “It just doesn’t work. When I fly, I can’t brake so well.”

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Sweat children kid child sayings child’s mouth

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“Mom, were you there when you built me?”

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Children’s rubber boots children’s sayings child’s mouth

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The mother is lying in bed with a fever. The son sneaks into the bedroom, puts his cool hands on her forehead, and whispers: “Hey mom, should I cold you?”

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Tattoo kids sayings child kids mouth

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“I can run faster. But my rubber boots cannot.”

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Toilet child sayings child mouth child saying child children family funny sayings daughter son

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After the extensive examination of a tattooed woman: “Is that a ballpoint pen? We can’t!”

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Climbing Courage Child Sayings Child Mouth Child Say Child Kids Family Funny Sayings Daughter Son

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“Whenever the fun starts, you have to go to the bathroom.”

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Paint child sayings child mouth child saying child children family funny sayings daughter son

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“Courage is very important.” “Why?” “Then you can do a lot of dangerous things!”

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Earthworm children sayings child mouth child saying child children family funny sayings daughter son

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“I can paint quite well. But I can paint over it even better.”

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Tidying up child sayings child mouth child saying child children family funny sayings daughter son

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An injured earthworm is thrown into the flower bed with care: “He can now die comfortably.”

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Cars kids sayings kids mouth kids saying child kids family funny sayings daughter son

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“I can’t clean up, I’m sweating like that!”

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clever children’s sayings child’s mouth children are saying child children family funny sayings, daughter son

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“Are five days longer than 12 cars?”

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Farfalle children’s sayings child’s mouth child’s saying child children family funny sayings, daughter son

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“Mom is pretty smart, even though you don’t see that at all.”

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Birthday child sayings child mouth child saying child children family funny sayings daughter son

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At lunch, there is Farfalle: “Now I have butterflies in my stomach!”

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as children’s sayings child’s mouth child’s saying child children family funny sayings, daughter son

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“When I was half-past two, I was two.”

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Gymnastics kids sayings kids mouth kids saying child kids family funny sayings daughter son

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“What you don’t get from mums you get from grandmothers.”

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Carpet scarf child sayings child mouth child saying child children family funny sayings daughter son

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Kindergarten start: “Is the kindergarten teacher nice?” “Yes, but she’s a bit stupid.” “Why then?” “We have to roll around on the floor.” (It was a gymnastics lesson.)

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Folding children’s sayings child’s mouth children’s saying child children family funny sayings daughter son

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“You have a nice scarf! Looks like a carpet.”

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Moonchild sayings child mouth child saying child children family funny sayings daughter son

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“I don’t know how to paint your many folds.”

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“Look, the moon can fly!”

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